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You wanted the best, you got...mediocrity!

KISS mini golf, while entertaining enough, was really kind of stupid. The highlight was probably an animatronic band - everyone remembers birthdays at Chuck E. Cheese, right?? But the course itself was super basic - no bells and whistles or anything. Here's my guess as to how KISS mini golf came to be:

Gene gets a call from one of his many business associates - guy's like, "Hey, Gene. There's a retail space that just became available near the Strip; pretty sure we can get a good deal on it." And Gene's like, "That's fantastic. We'll put a crummy mini golf course in it and fill it with memorabilia. It'll cost us next to nothing and the fans will eat it up." The last shot of the game - you have to shoot the ball up Gene's tongue into his mouth. And then you're "rewarded" with a puff of smoke - like seriously, the kind of cheap smoke machine I could probably go get at Guitar Center for like a hundred bucks.

What's more fun is the Pinball Hall of Fame. Rows upon rows of machines from every era - we went there twice and probably played for at least a couple hours each time. Brought back lots of memories.

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