There's a Google ad stuck to an Onion feed on my friend's page that says:

"You are not your name, your job, or the clothes you wear. Scientology."

It's like, the people that would get this reference are (I would hope) the LAST people that would fall for this shit. Although I do have to say, their web site is getting pretty impressive.

An excerpt from the Wikipedia entry on Voltron:

In this iteration of Voltron, the Galaxy Alliance's home planets have become overcrowded, and a fleet of explorers has been sent to search for new planets to colonize. Along the way, they attract the attention of the evil Drule Empire, long engaged in an ongoing war against the Alliance, and the Drules proceed to interfere in the mission of the explorers and the colonists. Since the Voltron of Planet Arus was too far away to help the explorers, a totally new Voltron is constructed to battle the Drule threat.

A transcript of an actual note written by L. Ron Hubbard, which you can find on Operation Clambake:

The head of the Galactic Confederation (76 planets around larger stars visible from here; founded 95,000,000 yrs ago, very space opera) solved overpopulation (250 billion or so per planet -- 178 billion average) by mass implanting. He caused people to be brought to Teegeeack (Earth) and put an H Bomb on the principal volcanoes (Incident 2) and then the Pacific area ones were taken in boxes to Hawaii and the Atlantic Area ones to Las Palmas and there "packaged." His name was Xenu. He used renegades. Various misleading data by means of circuits etc. were placed in the implants. When through with his crime Loyal Officers (to the people) captured him after 6 years of battle and put him in an electronic mountain trap where he still is. "They" are gone. The place (Confed.) has since been a desert.

I bet Voltron could kick Xenu's ass.

What's funny is the UK Church of the Jedi probably makes more sense than $cientology, which is actually considered a church for some reason.

Also, now that Tom is second in command of the Co$, they officially have their very own Emperor Palpatine (David Miscavige) and Darth Vader (Tom Cruise).