I'm at the car dealer getting my oil changed and using the complementary Intarwebz. Also, an excerpt from the February 2009 Highlights for Children:

"Who cares about elections?" says Goofus.

Gallant thinks about what's best for the school.

Hah! This reminds me both of the movie/book Election and of the one episode of Beavis and Butt-Head where Beavis is reading Highlights and goes, "Goofus is cool."